Sookie will have lots of sex.
Sookie and Bill will have sex.
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Sookie and Eric will have sex.
Jason will have sex, probably with Jessica.
Sam Merlotte will have sex but probably as a dog.
Tara will have angry sex because she's still pissed off she's a vampire.
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Lafayette will have gay sex, which HBO won't really show us.
Pam and Jessica will at least kiss each other.
Some new supernatural characters who we haven't met yet will have supernatural sex.
Lots of people will die, but it won't be quite as gruesome as the "Red Wedding" scene.
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