Del Monte Ketchup
The fine print on this 1953 ad reads, "You mean a woman can open it? Easily—without a knife blade, a bottle opener, or even a husband!" Seriously?
Chase & Sanborn Coffee
We don't know about you, but a little physical assault always gets us in the mood for a hot cup of joe. Bottoms up!
Van Heusen Ties
Having a woman on her knees serving her husband isn't even the most pathetic part of this ad—it's thinking a man wearing a tie in bed looks cool.
Hoover Vacuum Cleaner
In 1950, Christmas must've really sucked.