Cute, but I Just Asked for a Couple of Fifties
Who Are You, Phil Dunphy?
This Is Why I'm Still a Virgin ...
Just Forget It, Dad
Maybe It Was Better Before He Learned to Text
I ove You, Too
Well, It's a Show of Concern
And Now He's on Twitter?
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Dad, Please — TMI
Who Wouldn't Be Stuck?
The Bored Game Champion
The Year of Living Hyperbolically
But Why Did It Cross the Road?
Even in the Hospital, He Keeps His Sense of Humor
Please Don't Ever Talk to My Friends Again
At Word and At Play
At Least You Warned Us
Dad Breaks Bad
This Is Not Remotely Funny!
Why Did I Ask?
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20 toys from our childhood prove that sometimes the smallest presents are the best
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16 bizarre Thanksgiving ad campaigns from back in the day
20 of our favorite memes you may have missed
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