When word spread that I was an expert ear-piercer, girls lined up, needles were stuck and parents were pissed
For a lot of us, food is right up there with sex as one of life’s most sublime pleasures
We had lots of fun together despite the time I removed your lips and eyes
How I learned to finally let go and throw away the things that don't make me happy
I thought the makeup counter at Macy's was my friend. I thought wrong.
Juiced on caffeine, I leaped onto the tracks for a smartphone that had more brains than I did