Old man pants wouldn't do; I needed to get a cool pair of jeans
I like to think I appear cool and retro, when in fact I probably look like I'm in grandpa drag
Why do I have to fall lockstep into every single liberal cause?
The best part about wearing vintage clothing was that it allowed me to stand out from everyone else
Life's too short to worry about wrinkles
Five, six, seven, eight, AND ... let's go!