"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
"I am essentially a hack—a commercial person. If I had a hobby, I would immediately make money on it or abandon it."
David Lee Roth
"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it."
"I don't care about money. I just want to be wonderful."
"The first time, you marry for love; the second, for money; and the third, for companionship."
"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse."
"Money can't buy life."
"Money doesn't buy happiness—but happiness isn't everything."
"There's not much downside to being rich, other than paying taxes and having your relatives ask you for money. But when you become famous, you end up with a 24-hour job."
"The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money."
"People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made."
"Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail."
Sonny and Cher
"I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside."—Cher
"Don't cling to fame. You're just borrowing it. It's like money. You're going to die, and somebody else is going to get it."—Sonny
"I'm looking for backing for an unauthorized autobiography that I am writing. Hopefully, this will sell in such huge numbers that I will be able to sue myself for an extraordinary amount of money and finance the film version in which I will play everybody."
"You can't pay enough money to ... cure that feeling of being broken and confused."
"Of course money changes everything, but so does sunlight and so does food. These are powerful but neutral energy sources, neither inherently good nor evil but shaped only by the way we use them."
"Money doesn't talk, it swears."
"I don't blow money. I don't have a ton of houses. I know things can go away. I've already had that experience."
"Money, you've got lots of friends/Crowding round the door/When you're gone, spending ends/They don't come no more."
"I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive."
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