A Gefilte Fish Out of Water
When I heard my friend was marrying an Orthodox Jew, my mouth said, 'Mazel tov,' while my brain said, 'Oy vey'
Honey, I Forgot the Grandchildren
There's an emptiness in my heart where the rest of you are bragging, sharing photos and running off to Disneyland with the joys of your life
The Road Goes on Forever
Summer, to me, was choking on cigarette smoke as the whole world flies by at 80 miles per hour. It was horrible, and I miss it.
A Thing of Beauty Is a Joy Forever
If it's acceptable for an old man to date a much younger woman, why is it odd for a young man to date a much older woman?
Fear still clutches my heart when I think of those 15 eternal minutes locked in my bedroom—a victim