Stars Say the Darnedest Things!
"I've always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I'd kill myself if I was that fat." —Elizabeth Hurley
We've all done it—blurted out something that ends up sounding silly, absurd or just plain idiotic. But when you're famous, the words are amplified and recorded for posterity—just as we're doing here. Click through for 30 of the most ridiculous celebrity quotes ever.
"And now the sequence of events, in no particular order."
"I've been noticing gravity since I was very young."
"After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush."
"Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil …"
"It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people."
"Do I have a large frog in my hair? Something is crawling out of my scalp."
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost an important part of your life."
"I think the highest and lowest points are the important ones. Anything else is just … in-between."
"I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin."
"I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion."
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
"So where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."
"I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our 52 states."
Billy Bob Thornton
"Getting the nomination is like gravy. Winning would be like … whatever is better than gravy."
"A bachelor's life is no life for a single man."
"I feel my best when I'm happy."
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
"I don't think about anything too much. … If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out."
"I've got taste. It's inbred in me."
"Predictions are difficult, especially about the future."
Sarah Jessica Parker
"I love the smell of diapers. I even like when they're wet and you smell them, all warm like a baked good."
"I cried over beauty, I cried over pain and the other time I cried because I felt nothing. I can't help it. I'm just a cliché of myself."
"It's okay to have beliefs. Just don't believe in them."
"I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to."
"I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time—and this includes naps—I'm an F-18, bro."
"I think MTV should consider using subtitles. Half the time, even I can't understand what the f*** I'm talking about."
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