Where Have All the Good Men Gone?
Meeting a nice guy my age has become as exasperating as looking for a needle in a haystack or finding Waldo
Coming to a Theater Near You
Apparently, I'm the last person in the world to know that people don't want to go to the movies unless it's as comfortable as their own home
The Zen of Running
Who needs yoga? I'm never more at peace or in tune with my thoughts and body than when my feet are connecting with the ground.
An Angry Letter to the Manufacturer of My Body
Despite a lifetime warranty, the original model hasn't held up
Adapting to Adaptations
Am I turning into one of those people who likes film and television better than books? Maybe.
Too Old to Rock 'n' Roll, Too Young to Die
I know very well that I'm getting older—you don't have to tell me
Have Consideration for the People With Whom You Share the Planet
I’d like to propose that from this point forward we live by six unwritten rules of mutual respect